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The douchebag anthem to end all douchebag anthems



I don't care what the fuck you gotta say
I'm gonna get fucking drunk every fuckin night and day you better
Understand my bullshit the bottles almost out
Forgive me in the morning I'll see my drunk ass out
I'll fucking roll a fuckin joint and I'll pass it down the line
Even though I'm dry as fuck I'm pretending that it's mine
And then I'll smoke all your smokes and I'll move on to your friend
Probably fuck your girlfriend doggy style in your bed

Fuck yeah

I'm the straight up, hard as fuck, mother fucking OG

As I look into a naked fridge
I see the neighbours house is only guarded by a fense
So then I make a big announcement and I struggle with my coat
I swig an empty bottle and bum your final toke
Could anyone please pay attention to me
I'm trying to make a fucking scene I'll threaten that I'll leave
Cause I am way too cool and your crew is sucking balls
On second thought I can't walk I'm crashing down your hall

Oh yeah

I'm the straight up, hard as fuck, mother fucking OG

So what I didn't fuck, the dope I smoked was shake
And all the booze I drank was straight up lemonade
So what the coke you sold was salt and the shrooms I ate were button
And why the fuck is my wallet full of fuckin nothin - wait!
What the fuck is this dick drawing on my face
My pants are filled with hand cream my pubes are feeling shaved
Ok so this is fuckin bullshit Someone wanna explain?
I'm guessing your just jealous of my bad ass fuckin name

They call me

I'm the straight up, hard as fuck, mother fucking OG


from The End - EP, released March 17, 2017



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Celtic Drunk Rock hailing from Canada

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